Alcohol in cola.

Abhi abhi mujhe vishses sutro se pata chala hai ..ki cola main sharab milai jaati hai … bhenchood ab pata nahi chalta…main kaise react karu… dhood mein paani ki milavaat hoti hai toh humare saath cheating huwi hai aisi feeling hoti hai ..lekin cola main alcohol haiyeh sunkar mein thoda confuse ho gaya hu…seriously I don’t know how to react ..is it good thing..or is it bad thing… .so I have 3 reaction…first reaction is regular 3rd world reaction..which goes like…haramkhor multinational walo bandh karo yeh atyaachar…humko jeene do…rondna bandh karo. Number 1..3rd world reaction ka simple sa format hai … iske liye ek mnc company chahiye , us company ka product chahiye…aur agar who product roz mara zindgi main use hone wala ho toh aur bhi accha ..aur mehanga ho toh aur bhi accha. 2nd reaction is… manjli buwa reaction…70’s aur 80’s filmo ki manjli buwa reaction…majli buwa jo 30 ki ho gai hoti hai lekin abhi tak unki shaadi nahi huwi hoti hai …aur unhe almost har cheez main ek conspiracy dikhai deti hai ..aur unka takiya kalam hota hai …”Main na kehti thi”…yeh product mujhe thik nahi lag raha … main na kehti tha ka naya update version bhi hai … ‘remember I told you” yeh zyaadatar who log kehte hai jinki koi nahi suntan…har har group main ya ghar main aisa ek banda ya bandi hoti hai ... jinke pass ek negative opinion hota hai …jaise..yaar bahar kaha jayenge ..aaj barish aajayegi…aur jab unko ignore karke aap bahar jaate ho aur barrish aati hai ..toh inki muh se orgasm sound ke pitch main sunai deta hai .. “remember I told you” … lekin cola ke case main remember I told you kehna ka haq sirf baba ram dev ko hi hai...so baba ramdev abhi apne har interview main manjli buwa reaction de rahe honge. Number 3. Happy go lucky reaction… let’s make some joke about this information… jo abhi hum kar rahe hai… kyoun ki hum aamir khan toh hai nahi…joke ke alawa hum kucc kar bhi nahi payenge… but Aaamir se inspire hokar… along with joke we will also try and make some difference …so information is ..cola drink main main 000.1 percent alcohol aata hai .Aur is information se appko sirf fayde ho sakte hai , Ek …pepsi ay coke ke andar bahut sa daru mila dijiye aur ghar walo ya police se kahiye…cola banana wale company ne mujhe bewda bana diya… maine jaanbujkar nahi pi. Drink and driving main pakde jaavo toh kaho maine toh sirf cola hi pi thi…ismein meri kya galti. Sarkar ab cola pine ke liye bhi permit nikal sakti hai…some extra bucks won’t kill anybody. Purani filmo main ladki ke saath sex karne ke liye cola main behosi ki dawaai milate the..aab sirf use 1 liter cola pila dijiye. Mumbai se cola main daru bharke jaavo aur Gujarat main jakar piyo koi pakde toh bol dena…mota bhai please cola company waadaoo ne pakdo. This is perfect time to launch…non alcoholic cola…you can also market as jain cola. I can bet…jain cola will sell more bottles then coca cola in india. Somehow when ever I hear word jain I start getting sanitize feeling . and this is not a joke. yeh piece maine Internet show www.jayhind.tv ke liye likha tha. agar mera likhuwa appko utna interesting na laga ho toh aap video bhi dekh sakte hai. i know aap kya soch rahe hai ...u thinking..kameene yeh link post ke start main hi dali hotitoh mera kitna time baj jata. I know next time ap pehle sabse neeche aakar video link dhoondenge. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z65qK-fa6Vo