Thursday, December 17, 2009

Don't feel bad about bad people of the world ... they are just doing what they been taught...

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

This is social Age

This is social age
many lives are open on some social networking page
nothing is left called backstage, every one semi- nude onstage
Prude folks behaving underage
Vacuum of mob creating numb phrase
Curtains of privacy are flying like rage
Millions of faces happily stuck on some social cage.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

life aur mere beech mein sirf ek hi similarity hai ..hum dono ko koi bhi seriously nahi leta .

aavai aaye the ...aavai chale jayenge ...iss beech aavai kutch kar jaye toh kutch baat hogi.

tha jaruuri kya ..hai jaruuri kya ...kutch bhi nahi jaruuri aise dekha jaye toh .

woh soon na paye jo humn khena chahte the ...hum keh na paye jo woh sunna chahte the... baki sari baaton main baaki shaam gujari...aur phir baaki kutch raha nahi

life will rock u only if U R A Rockstar

Thi thodi si ajeeb aur betuki thi par abb sudhar rahi hai …zindgi

subh bhi hai badi ajeeb si ..neend se uthakar khud kaam par lag jaati hai ... subh se hai raat acchi... kutch waqt ke liye hi sahi lekin thehar kar theharti hai.

jo chahte ho woh paa sakte ho...bus ek baar chah kar dekho

Quick job , Quick Money, Quick life, Quick fuck,quick food lots of Quick thinks makes ur short life more shorter.

wish life was an Animation film.

In the name of heaven we had a ground with wall ... 16 friends, seven bat and lots of rubber ball ... heaven gone for toss now there is board of shopping mall.

mumbai ek pagal kutta hai …har waqt katne daudta hai aur main usse bachne ke liye bhagta rehta hu … din raat

Aaavaragi bhi thak chuki hai... Kal kehne lagi aa abb settle ho jaate hai ...Kisi stable dil mein main ghar basate hai.

Aaavaragi bhi thak chuki hai... Kal kehne lagi aa abb settle ho jaate hai ...Kisi stable dil mein main ghar basate hai.

Apno ke rahe hum aankho ke tare,dost ke sahare zindgi guzaare,marne ke pehle ban jaye sitaare, bus yeh hai sapne humare

tumhara sath hoga toh sabkutch aacha hi hoga ..aur jo tum saath na do toh phir soochunga ki tumhra kya hoga .

Saturday, October 24, 2009

shu waat che shu waat nathi ..aye waat ni toh waataj nathi....maaf karjo mane aaje khush chu pan khush howani koi wajah nathi.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Reasons and Events are phase ..faith is Immortal.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Some people pay tax because they dont trust swiss bank.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Always carry your sense of humour with you ..people can hurt you any time .

Saturday, October 3, 2009

end બહુ importnat હોય છે ..બાકી બધું તો માત્ર transition શોટ છે .
કુદરત ના બધાજ પ્રકાર ના આકાર દેખાડ જે ...બસ આકાર બનવા થી દૂર રાખ જે
silence is hardly selected.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

log.

aise toh bahut hai log is duniya main .. bus aanjaane bahut kaam hai

bheed

sehar ke logo se poochto ho ke bheed ka andaaza hai
kaise bataye unhe ki is bheed ne hi toh akela kiya hai

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Somthing gloomy.

Something gloomy happens to me when she is not around
Someone pretty please hold me am losing my ground

I shudder, I whisper, I judder
Time will tell how much I love her

I beg, I plead, I pray
She and me will be together please someone say

I try, I cry, oh my
She is not looking at me no matter how much I die

Something awful happens to me when I miss what I found.
Someone pretty please hold me m losing my ground.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Coma har jagah Aur fullstop missing hai.

Coma har jagah
aur Full stop missing hai .
93 Bombay blast coma
2001 9/11coma
2001 IndiaN Parliamentcoma
2002 akshar dham coma
2005 London train blast
2006 mombay train blast coma
2008 jaipur coma, Ahemdabad coma, Bangalore s , mumbai coma

Coma har jagah hai
aur full stop missing hai

CIA coma
FBI coma
Scotland yard coma
RAW coma
ATS coma
NSG coma
CBI coma
MOSSAAD coma

aur bhi ayenge kaai coma
kyoun ki full stop missing hai

laskery e toyba coma
jese e mohomad coma
huuji coma
indian mujaahideen coma
deccan mujahideen coma
D company coma

aise kaai naamo ke saath ayenge aur bhi coma
kyon ki full stop missing hai

Mall coma
Train coma
Plane coma
Hotel coma
Park coma
Hospital coma

name place aur animal ke bhi aage lagenge coma
kyuon ki full stop missing hai

2008 coma
2010 coma
2090 coma
3090 coma
6008 coma

baache hai kai aur coma
kyoun ki full stop aab bhi missing hai

Ooth Ki sawaari.

Oothh ki sawaari
jaandaar sawaari
shaandaar sawaari
shaan ke saath pith ki bimari
ooth ki sawaari
dur dur tak sab dikhta hai
hawaa ka saath bhi bhahut hota hai
phir aajeeb sa darr lagta hai
aankho mein jab hawa ka jhonka chubta hai
ooth ko shayad taklif nahi hoti
khus hota hai uski piith ko massage milta hai
aur uski pasliyoo ko mere pair sehlaate hai.

ooth ki sawaari
utaarna chahta hu
lekin girne ke darr se kud nahi paaunga
ooth se zyaada ab mein thak gaya hu
aur utarne ke liye ooth ke thak ne ki rah dekh raha hu
apni marzi se ooth ka gulam ho chuka hu
ooth ki sawaari
ooth par baithne4 ke baad bilkul badal gaya hu
aapne liye duuwa mangne ka waqt nahi
aur aaj waqt aaya hai ki ooth ko pyaas lagne ki duaa mang raha hu
ooth ki sawaari.
logo ki nazar ooth par hai aur meri nazar logo par
kutch log ooth ki daya kha rahe hai , aur mujhe gussa aaraha hai ooth par.
ooth ki sawaari.
jaandar sawaari
shaandaar sawaari
shaan ke saath pith ki bimaari ooth ki sawaari

kutch kagazo ka lifafa aaya

kutch kagazo ka lifafa aaya
na tha mera naam ,
na ghar ka pata
phir bhi kisi ne mere ghar poohchaya

pehle kagaz mein kutch baatein likhi thi
padhkar laga yeh toh woh sari raatein likhi thi

dusra kagaz maine kyoun padha
padhne ke baad yeh khayal aaya

tessara mein pura padh nahi paya
saach kahu toh ek haad ke baad mein seh nahi paya

kiska tha yeh ..kis ke liye tha yeh
in sawaalo ka jawaab mil nahi paya

phir bhi tasali hai
mere jaisa akela kahi koi aur bhi hai

Monday, August 31, 2009

Ek ugly chokra nuk chokri ne gamiyu humour

Ek ugly chokra nu ek chokri ne gamiyu humour
Kevi rite bhulu aye life changing 2008 nu summer

Darling you so hot ke tu pase hoy toh mari ice cream hoy che warmer
Bhale hoy khoti toye, aa praise sathe easily nikdi jase aakhi ummar

sonu we meeting my friends thodo lagavi le che powder?
Actually hathi aye concerned .so what? if she was a bit louder

Car no door jam che.. bahar jaine darwajo please kholi de che ?I knew she was lying, but chivalrous howani pan ek maza hoy che

Tu pehli waar made che let me tell mara friends thoda rude hase
I said okay, I didn’t knew ke TWITTER par mara naam na jokes lakhase.

Ohh boy my friends r so funny.. tu mind nai kar they are like that only
Yes aye loko sache hatha funny they called me African Matthew Mcconaughey !

Baby aaje aapane madi ne 6 waras thai gaya ... i think we should talk to your father
Dude pleaseeeee marriage nu topic nai kaad for me it’s a big bother.

Stud tu atlo Indian kem che… its cool we live - in together
vaat to saachi hati ,, how does it matter when we love each other.

Babay you looking dam hot in this new gown
naa! aaje headache che , but its okay if you want to go down .

Senorita Aa waanch research says after 35 its hard to have babies
Dude Bachaaoo mane ganme che .. Pan I just can’t change nappies

Big deal … apne Maid na badle 24 X 7 ek nanny rakhi laishu
Yeah ane apdi privacy ni band vagadi daishu

Baby winter ma london royally cold hase… trust me
What to do best friend na wedding che If I don’t go then she will kill me.

Su London ni flight ma madiya ane tame lagan kari lidha ? are you on drugs
dude she is not into you , she never was accept it you really sucks.

I am talking to her , baby tane khabr che tu shu kari rahi che?
i know , Michael is nice guy hu humehsa khus rahish you don’t worry

m worried about my life , what about me ?
please don’t make it ugly m getting late please now hug me

that was my last hug and I felt mari life ma thi ane baar mokiyo ane pug
wave kari ne chali gaai ane mara modha par smile aavi gai ..what the fuck

Kal sudhi hatho aana dil ma maru ek soft corner
And Aaje all of sudden how hut hai gayo tara mate former

Dukh thayu , felt like looser and bummer
But I can’t cry.. m guy with sense of humour.